Had the multiplication tables down
When you were in the womb
National spelling bee champion by the age of two
Then came grade school
Bitches and bullies
Torment and ridicule
Lunches alone
All those brains good for nothing
But revenge
Those brains could help you get revenge
On all those stupid jerks, revenge
Revenge for always being so unkind
Just another child prodigy turned into an evil mastermind
Next to the Periodic Table of Elements hangs a battle plan
Upon the homemade weapon of mass destruction
Rests a soda can
Never picked in gym, they never picked him, so he's angry
When they called him names
He just mumbled 'bout world domination
Who would've thought that the quietest kid
Had an arsenal of dark secrets he hid
Deep inside his room
Deep inside his heart
Was a world of pain
And a voice that cried for revenge!
His lips could almost taste revenge
On all those stupid twerps, revenge
Revenge was what eventually drove him blind
Just another child prodigy turned into an evil mastermind
Teacher once told me
"You can't take over the world without a friend."
So I disintegrated his ass
With things I found inside my chemistry set
First grade never felt so right
Not even the kickball star
Not even the janitor
Or the girl who did commercials for
The local department store
Not even the principal
Not even the hall monitor
Not even my lab partner
Not even the kid who runs the mile the fastest in the class
Has feet fast enough to outrun the massive blast
That I got in store
'Cause on Saturday... I even the score
Child Prodigy Epilogue
You shouldn't have kicked me when I was down
(You shouldn't have kicked me when I was down
Now you're gonna be under the ground
This is for treating me like a clown
I'm going to annihilate your sorry town)