Otto and Darlene
Otto met Darlene
At a dirty scene
Her spine was in a tree
And burning gasoline.
He hates the visiting
And hospital magazines
She hates the blistering
And his poser nose ring.
He's not impressed, they're not impressed
She drinks to kill the pain
At the bowling lane
Otto was the band that played
But they changed their name
She's not impressed, they're not impressed
But who would guess, theyÕd take what's left
Otto laid Darlene
Down in Forest Green
Just a shot of whiskey
Is what he takes her each spring