Student Loans Prologue

Interest accrues and you add it to the principle
And you deplete my bank account
With electronic debits and you
Take me for everything you can
'Til I'm a burnt up potato chip of a man, and
If I sold everything I owned
I still couldn't pay my student loans

Student Loans

Things didn't turn out the way that I hoped that they would
I really hoped that they would
I hoped
Things

I haven't fucked up as bad as some people I know
Some people I really know
Fucked up
Things
Bad

Sallie Mae you make me nervous
When I think about you and
I'm thinking about you all the time
I had prospects
I had contacts
I had objects
Now all I have are student loans

College was cool, but it drained every penny I had
Paper route, grocery bag
Poker chip, porno mag
Oh no

Sallie Mae you make me nervous
When I think about you and
I'm thinking about you all the time

I had no debts
I had assets
I had hope left
Now all I have are student loans