I'm going to die this weekend
I'm going to die
Nothing I can do to stop it
No reason to try
And all of the time we spent
Hammering out the seating arrangements
All of the invites we sent
To our humble little engagement
All of the tables and the tent
All of the space we had to rent
All of the booze we bought
All of the gifts we got
It was all for naught
It was all for nothing
Before you went insane
I bet you were quite the charmer
'Til the drugs destroyed your brain
Like an arrow pierced your armor
And who was once an entertainer
Just became a creepy dude with a funny name
I thought it would've been Dracula
Or his legion of monsters
I thought it would've been the robot force
Short circuiting and turning against us
I thought it would've been the Happiness
Or that drunk behind the wheel of his car
But as she walks down the center of the aisle
I spy Wink from the corner of my eye
A gunshot
Then
Time stops